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EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.77/5

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TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


POSERS WE ALL KNOW ONE -




ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


MANCRUSH - When your goalie is this good... it's OK to have a mancrush.


TAGS: hockey tuukka rask bruins playoffs
Rating: 2.93/5

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MO - April 22, 2010, 11:10 am
All I have to say aboot that is.......GOOOO FLYERS!!!!!!!
Reason - April 22, 2010, 10:42 am
I am a bruins fan, but this should be of Miller. The game last night would have been 7-2 without him. Not to say that tuukka didn't have his moments but Miller had like 7 HOW-THE-HELL-DID-HE-GET-THAT saves
MO - April 22, 2010, 9:51 am
Frickin rookie. Don't like the damn Bruins. But that save was purdy amsome. He ummmm hold on a sec....waaait for it....tuukka that one away.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:52 am
MUAH!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Picnic basket is stolen by YOU!


TAGS: bear picnic basket yogi
Rating: 2.46/5

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Eh? - November 5, 2009, 2:43 pm
So.. In other countries.. You are stolen bij picnic basket?


MY DAY -


TAGS: every day wear a mask
Rating: 3.92/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:28 am
No Axe, my poem, self written yesterday, the 'rip off' part is the idea behind the 'bag' that he/she is lugging around, I 'ripped' that off of GaryO here.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:27 am
Thanks Vern, much appreciated :D
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 11:38 pm

It's wonderful, Mor! Very, very wonderful~~
axe11154 - April 5, 2012, 10:33 pm
wait did you rip this off some one or what? because I see nothing but yall saying rip odd. im confused
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 9:34 pm
Well It's a ripoff in my eyes seeing as I used it to pass time. And yes, I do think about that, thanks for the 'inspiration' so to speak
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 8:11 pm
Not a rip off. Glad you think about it.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:46 pm
Rip off of you saying "some people have to carry around a bag of pebbles and will sometimes stop and take one out to share the story behind it") thanks for the comment though, much appreciated
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:42 pm
Honestly, I set out to make a 'demotivational' poster and I thought I'd make a poem. These are a mix of things, one being my thoughts, another just being bored and I even have a reference to what you told me ('the bag' and no one else seeing the inside
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:34 pm
LOL! XD me n-n-n-neither airm-m-man (seriously, I am commenting using my phone, might be the reason, but I only meant for one lol)
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 7:21 pm
M0rd, if these are your thoughts and realizations, then you are a leap and a bound ahead of this game. Next step is letting go of the dross and holding dearly to the lessons, no longer needing the mask. Well versed, laddie, well versed.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 7:14 pm
i didn't know you had a stutter!
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
Airman - April 5, 2012, 6:07 pm
pretty damn impressive as-is I would say.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
Just for future reference in the mods office ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Cranky!!! damn... I'd rather go the extra mile with one of these and correct all spelling mistakes that were made, but I have to say the spellcheck on my MS Word didn't warn me about it :/ (Ps, I use 'zapgrab' so correcting it is easy)
crankyhead - April 5, 2012, 4:48 pm
I didn't warn you about gruelling either. =) I figured you'd put a lot of effort into this already, didn't want you to have to redo it. =)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:59 pm
And thanks a lot, greatly appreciated.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:57 pm
If someone stole my account I'mm kick their arse though. answer to your first question: Yes, I did; answer to your second: No i did not, and this 'spellcheck' feature didn't warn me to 'dispair' being wrong, and the mods didn't either, so I'm happy
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 2:13 pm
Jeezus, Kai, I think someone stole your account... The big question is: Did you write it entirely? (The other question being, of course, do you know there is a word called "Despair"). It's been a long time since I fav'd a poster... This takes it though...


LEBRON - After game 5 of the NBA finals i asked LeBron if he had change for a dollar He replied 'sorry, i'm only good for 3 quaters'


TAGS: lebron basketball change choke fianls
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cloudchaser - June 11, 2011, 8:46 am
I see I wasn't the only one looking at Fark last night


AIR JOEY SO CLOSE -


TAGS: basketball defense
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 4:03 pm
At Least He's There.
MashiMashi - January 20, 2012, 1:54 pm
Yes I laffed out loud.....And its grainney so it was copied from a paper probably a weekly shopper deal. And his mom bought 100s to show relatives.
mariand - January 20, 2012, 3:17 am
amsome


YOU TELL ME -


TAGS: dont ask dont tell
Rating: 4.64/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:55 pm
Suberb Airman! 5L
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 2:13 pm
I've been watching you Panic, and catching you, won't be a problem.
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 1:56 pm
Blah, it happens everywhere I go... but on which side of the monitor is the problem? And can you proof it? Catch 22 me if you can... ;-P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 1:05 pm
And most Motifakers can't tell the difference between your comments and 4 rabid monkeys humping on a keyboard.
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 12:56 pm
Airman came the right place, most of the politfakers can't tell the difference between satira and propaganda... don't let it happen here, too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 11:50 am
Great idea...all serious debates should be taken up in pm's....Just don't talk about me behind my back, I'm very sensitive.
crankyhead - October 29, 2010, 11:41 am
sorry moo, I'll pm him.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 11:40 am
My bad Mooo!
50cal - October 29, 2010, 11:40 am
Not at all. However by signing your contract you are in agreement with the government that its needs come first and foremost and your own last.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 11:29 am
Oh, Come on guys...Funny or GTFO. You're bringing up stuff that was ended in September.
crankyhead - October 29, 2010, 11:08 am
so the 1st ammendment is unprofessional? This is not a slight on you 50cal, you seem like a good guy, just curious to hear your opinion.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am
discriminatory but because it's about being professional.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am
The same goes for your personnel beliefs and culture. They take the back seat in the name of the military professionalism. The military has a code that dictate what you are able to do and how you should carry yourself on and off duty. It's not because its
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am
want gay people but rather keeping the force professional. Any vet knows what I'm referring to. In the service you are all the same, act the same, and are battle brothers despite being black, white, and everything between.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:31 am
Let's put this into perspective so the gen public can understand. There are quite a lot of gay men and women in the service right now. No problem with that so long as it's don’t ask or don’t tell. The reason why it is still in place this day in age is not
BHartranft1 - October 29, 2010, 7:46 am
GiBro airforce dose alot more then that and this guy did go WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to far
5150monkeylove - September 24, 2010, 11:15 pm
Great job of Nullifying an issue. 5L
rerun - September 24, 2010, 10:42 pm

know_it_all has left the building....with some assistance
GiBro - September 24, 2010, 10:35 pm
Your way out of line. Way way WWAAAYY the fuck out of line, and as a service member you should know better. Using dead grunts for political ammo, ha. Guess the air force wouldnt really know better at all, go patrol your desk.
know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 9:49 pm
how'm i sposed to spot the f4g if they're in coffins?
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:25 pm
Salutes..well done, well done indeed
evodmasters - September 23, 2010, 1:40 pm
Third row, far left side
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2010, 11:50 am
5L, the call is the call. You have to answer it. (besides, it might be your mother)
DeGrey - September 23, 2010, 2:04 am
The one buried face down so his friends will know him...
Iconoclast - September 22, 2010, 10:39 pm
A perfect 5L.
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
Knocked it out of the park.
GySgt1811 - September 22, 2010, 5:49 pm
Airman. Thank you. (Slow salute and back to parade rest.) 5
Sean - September 22, 2010, 5:46 pm
Brilliant. Just brilliant. P.s.: is it the one on the far left in the back? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Zealot - September 22, 2010, 4:43 pm
as much as i think it should have been on politifake i can not not 5L this
Airman - September 22, 2010, 2:58 pm
I almost put it on politifake, but I think it's ok here.. or seems to be so far
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:56 pm
I love to make fun on stereotype gays but in the end, sexual orientation is totally overrated. God - if existing - only hates people who hate others for their sexual orientation! 5 A(ir)men
GreyScorpion - September 22, 2010, 2:37 pm
no, bots can't vote, but on occasion, the new ones will leave a black scuff mark on the floor
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 2:32 pm
what, a search bot can vote? I was wondering who was doing that. 5L 13 times then a 4 in the middle of the night.
GreyScorpion - September 22, 2010, 2:25 pm
the vote that dropped this was cast by a new search bot, not a member.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
A Truly De-motivational Poster, to have sent it to politifake would have been a waste, and i do agree that sexual orientation should not be something to judge about. 5ls from me.
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 1:55 pm
my best friend growing up was gay and I would have him fight right next to me. 5 salutes, 21 if I could give them
50cal - September 22, 2010, 1:38 pm
5L though!
50cal - September 22, 2010, 1:38 pm
As an combat arms Army vet myself, to say gays can't serve is wrong in my books. I do however see a safety issue for them due to social background and beliefs others hold in service. Very touchy subject that I think should have been in the politifake site
HammerofHeeb - September 22, 2010, 1:30 pm
I voted 5L. I don't have issues fighting next to the gays, just showering with them.
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:26 pm
So long as they don't try to literally "have your back"
suenero - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
5 Lions from me also. When you're in the shit, the last thing that matter is who someone has sexy with. What matter is that they have your back.
Reality Lord - September 22, 2010, 1:08 pm

5L dude. very powerful and i hope everyone reads the tags. awesome.


ASK ME ABOU MY ADD - Or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. do you like TV ? I saw a shiny rock. Hi.


TAGS: ask me aabout my add
Rating: 4.75/5

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twill1962 - November 20, 2012, 10:28 am
I don't have ADD, I have ADOLAS: Attention Defficit, Oh, Look, A Sqirrel!


RIDER KICK - Trust me. You don't wanna catch that in the nuts!


TAGS: kamen mask masked rider senshi sentai super kaiju tokusatsu
Rating: 2.16/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
If he's 10 maybe Zed will be his friend?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:46 pm
strange?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:39 pm
Starane that after all the threats you still make posters Dullford? Posters that completely miss the point of the site (Motifake the de-motivational poster community). If you are a ten year old please let us know.
bOB cHIN - July 31, 2009, 11:12 am
If you have some personal experience that you need to share...


BICYCLE POLICE - You are under arrest, now get your ass in the basket.


TAGS: bicycle police arrest in basket
Rating: 4.46/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:28 am

My DH is a former BLM Lead Ranger. He was in charge of the Imperial Sand Dunes in so Cal~~also worked (and before that, rode) in the Barstow to Vegas race many, many times.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:54 am
I used to work as a medic for desert and Baja racing. A medic on a enduring motorcycles could beat the ambulances or rescue unit hands down down and have a victim pretty much packaged and ready to go other than a few things like a backboard, etc.
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 12:33 am

It is all in fun. Bicycle patrols are invaluable tools in urban policing. But just like canine officers("Did Timmy fall down the well again, Rinnie?)and motor cops (You only do this because of your leather addiction.), they take the teasing well.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:15 am
Oh I can imagine... But I would hope It's all in good fun. The bike patrols come in very handy in certain scenarios. I was going to say something along the line of budget cuts being bell...
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:26 pm

5L~~~so, so funny. You have no idea how much heat these guys take from the 'real' police who drive cars equipped with neat-o stuff like lights, sirens and shotguns. Saves all that having to scream, "WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH! Stop!"


GAY NAZIS -


TAGS: motifake timmies official flag south park reference thanks for asking
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 6:13 pm
What? Maybe behind closed doors, but the Nazi party as a whole was against homosexuality. Now, if you're going to talk about "basic research," cite your sources.
The Goat - December 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Actually quite a few of them were - do your basic research!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Keep digging, Bart. I may get you out of the hole.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear...I say Kanye West is handsome ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a gay fish...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Not helping your case there Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Thanks, I'm glad you guys like it. Let this be a blow to Timmies everywhere...wait...
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:02 am
Excellent, Bart.
phydeaux - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
OK, that made me shoot my drink out my nose. 5L for a VERY well done one Bartimaeus!


superhero mom -


TAGS: mask boots handcuffs
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 5, 2016, 9:53 am
LMAO!! Outstanding! ^^^^^Up


MY GOD! - I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.


TAGS: alaska russia army view cold
Rating: 4.46/5

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demon001 - May 24, 2014, 3:27 pm
Commies don't believe in God!
Cyberhagen - December 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
I agree with RL here. Typically, I dislike SP bashing, but this was funny.
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:25 pm
Can you see in the upstairs bedroom window? Second from the left? Yeah, that's the one. Woof! 5 peeps from me. (BTW, Georgi, good job at Kursk!)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:10 am

i'm going against the grain here sorry but i think this is great. 5L despite the tag.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am
I let it go... wasn't going to try and explain it.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am
the tag costs 1L, sorry. That's capitalism, dude...


WIFE'S FIRST HUNT -


TAGS: she asked to go deer hunting with me
Rating: 4.05/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 9:58 pm
im gonna try that with my lil brother
CANADA - November 16, 2009, 2:30 pm
5X5 lions!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 16, 2009, 1:42 pm
5. excellent!


WTF - WTF




BAD DREAMS - SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WAKE UP FROM THEM


TAGS: kansas basketball
Rating: 3.71/5

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DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 11:18 am
5L because I hate Kansas
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:50 am
The Rock Chalk JayHawk Walk....of shame. 5L
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:54 am
I was pretty sure LD knew. :P Did you know that Tigers eat Jayhawks? THey're yummy.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 9:53 am
LD will be interested to know that.
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:44 am
I only approved this because I'm a Tiger.


TIVO SUCKS -


TAGS: you had to ask
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:24 am
Good one bone! 5L
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 10:51 pm
Wow!! with all those great posters you've put out tonight, I thouhgt it was, my bad. ...oh, and Bone, sorry I didn't recognize it as yours :( 5L
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 10:44 pm
This isn't mine GS.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 10:44 pm
TTH, take a break..you're killin' me!! 5L


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in sex...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats hot
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


THERE'S NO PLACE - like HOME


TAGS: basketball home court fans
Rating: 4.52/5

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jejeloman - February 20, 2012, 11:19 pm
lol Stewie Griffin :D ahah!!


TRUTH IN A LIE - man is least himself when he talks in his own person. give him a mask and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask
Rating: 4.05/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:23 am
Being drunk is also a sort of mask. I once heard something so painfully, agonizingly honest from someone when they were drunk, that I never trusted them again. How could I tell it was the truth? That person was...well, used to be, my mother.
MrBlack - February 15, 2010, 9:22 pm
Give hims a Guy Fawkes mask and he will tell you the truth while blowin shit up
Sound - February 15, 2010, 8:53 pm
it wasn't a reference to any existing country, it was intended to be a pun. that when we are lying(wearing a mask) it is easier to tell someone the truth. sorry for misleading you there, V seemed like a good match b/c he was showing ppl the truth.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:45 pm
could stop it. Yours is an idyllic theory, but reality, and history, would argue differently.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
Read below... anarchy gives way to criminal rule and law... a governing body that, unlike this one, will kill you where you protest, sleep or work. You don't know enough about organized crime to know that once in motion, only a govt like the current one
Sound - February 15, 2010, 8:40 pm
A theological debate on my first post and i haven't even been a member for a full day. i intend that twist. what V did was needed. Anarchy is just a means of reformatting the government.I was hoping someone would catch that.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:33 pm
I know a few of you well... and we go around about it regularly. It's why I made the statements I did and why I say "with all due respect" - I merely point out that the current body is less coruupt and less totalitarian than the option that'd take over.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:29 pm
Now, I'll let this subject rest before OD cold-cocks me with the ban hammer... and deservedly so.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:29 pm
Sound... the quote, being from oscar wilde, is as in jest as it is profound. I'm a fan of his quotes and quips, but was merely commenting that the picture lends a twist to the meaning that wasn't intended. No offense meant.
Derek - February 15, 2010, 8:28 pm
@Aggy - the "movement" (if you could call it that) is anti-corruption and anti-totalitarian. That is all.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:27 pm
Again... I am not 100% opposed to many anon views... but the ultimate goal is not well thought-out. (with all due respect to you)
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:26 pm
very control (government that they try to deconstruct only leads to a worse one in it's place. And if you want to choose between our current govt structure and organized crime... trust me, stick with the lesser of two evils.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:25 pm
governing body does not remain as such... but rather, falls victim to organized crime. And organized crime, if you know history, would be the governing body, and does not tolerate anti-govt sentiment... choosing to punish it with death. Therefore, the
Derek - February 15, 2010, 8:25 pm
@Sound - It's perfect; possibly the best poster on the site in weeks... but then, I would say that.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Derek: I've made my opinion clear about the depicted movement... parts of it are very admirable, but the long-term goal, or any level of anarchy or reduced government, is counter-productive to all economic structures... as anarchy or a society without a
Sound - February 15, 2010, 7:59 pm
then what would have been more suiting?... no pun intended
Derek - February 15, 2010, 7:54 pm
You don't think so? :})
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:41 pm
Great quote... but not for that picture.


MULTITASKING - Because we needed another word for "unable to focus on the task at hand"


TAGS: multitasking
Rating: 2.92/5

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Current Resident - August 31, 2009, 10:04 pm
Cool. He's only using two hands. The girl was using four. Talent!


BASKETBALL - A sport invented by a white man at which white people continually get pwned


TAGS: basketball white black pwned
Rating: 2.85/5

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BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:21 pm
Woody, ugh, I won't even bother.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:17 pm
Thats why white men can't jump.....


BANANAS -


TAGS: bananas dwyane wade nba miami heat celebrity sports basketball
Rating: 2.15/5

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Um - October 3, 2009, 6:54 am
Not funny.


AIR GODZILA - You know you want it.


TAGS: godzilla basketball doris funny comics
Rating: 2.83/5

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Bob Chin - January 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Amsome pic, spelling Godzilla wrong in the caption, unforgiveable. Two and a half tail slaps MWLF!!!


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the photographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that shot for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


MASK -


TAGS: mask give man true face
Rating: 4.88/5

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Rick69 - March 8, 2013, 4:39 am
I concur... Which is what led to the creation of this... Apparently, thinking isn't as bad as it's made out to be these days...
GaryO - March 7, 2013, 8:01 pm
Man, that’s great verbiage, Rick. Really makes one think.
Greeny - March 7, 2013, 7:07 pm
Agreed!
Sho - March 7, 2013, 12:51 pm
Thanks lol. But still, this is really good. 5L
Rick69 - March 7, 2013, 10:58 am
Why thank you... But I'm afraid you haven't had a very good sample of 'fakes if you think this is good... Just head on over to Sho's & Greeny's where 'fakes like these are simply common materials...
caveman - March 7, 2013, 1:27 am
Best 'fake i've seen in a while


TRUSTING FATHERS -




MASKS - Although I know its unfair, I reveal myself one mask at a time.


TAGS: mask justme
Rating: 4.71/5

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stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 8:27 pm
self awareness is less usual than one think


AN EVENING SHE WILL TREASURE - The simple things with heartfelt thought behind them are often the most cherished. Owning a Private Beach probably helped too.




THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER -


TAGS: aggy guinness mr m asked for it iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

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Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:39 am
Thirsty man..
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:02 pm
Bi?
ICEMAN - March 18, 2011, 5:25 pm
More like a sign of Mr. M. Check the forums. ;)
Airman - March 18, 2011, 5:21 pm
LOL ice. You, Rerun and I all used the same picture on the same day! a sign of the apocalypse?


TEMPTED -


TAGS: tempted go hell ask
Rating: 4.47/5

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COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...?


TAGS: okay boys and girls this is a one shot deal this is how i dressed up for the last comicon now please stop asking
Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:01 am
Bump
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 2:34 pm
LOL!! @ comments
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, proves Naru isnt a nerd i guess.
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:29 pm
More importantly who is the chick with the great big Take Fits? Is it magic saline that protects against spells?
Zed - December 9, 2009, 9:27 pm
Dre, you are indeed correct, that's *looks up reference* Firiona Vi, a demigoddess who's perview has to do with magic, I think. She appears in most of the Evercrack, er, Everquest artwork.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:10 pm
And isnt this Everquest, not a mage from Warcraft?
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
Wow Naru, you look different in this picture
Sean - October 28, 2009, 2:02 pm
No I'n not. But yes I do. Tootles.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Are you saying you're going as a geriatric version of me in that same outfit? Hope you've got the legs for it. ;)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:42 pm
(This is actually just a little foreshadowing to my upcoming Halloween contribution.)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yeah. Welcome to MY world. But trust me on this, it gets old fast.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
I just picked what I thought was a generic mage costume, but I guess I became a goddess. Go figure.
_Ally - October 27, 2009, 4:23 pm
Ok I'm gunna geek it up...Thats Faydwer (sp) from EverQuest. Well thats what shes supposed to be. One of the dieties. *goes back to her geeking*
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:29 am
used to be a boy scout, NEVER saw that at a camporee!! all that and we share taste for women!!! We should grab a beer sometime
CANADA - October 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
well this gets a 5!
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 5:08 am
I was dressed (if you can call it that) as a human mage from World of Warcraft. The girls who went as elves, however... Well, let's just say it looked like a Boy Scout Jamboree, there were so many tents being pitched.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am
Yea, they tend to cause divorces.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:49 am
Perhaps I'll pass on said gatherings.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:48 am
Noted. Thanks, Jmac. Still... I don't know what sort of character she's supposed to be, but wow.
Jmac0585 - October 5, 2009, 10:18 am
AG- they don't all look like that.
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:14 am
Stunning.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I had never heard of cosplay before this site. I don't do online gaming, nor any of those conventions. I've been wrong.


BLACK TUXEDO MASK - ....wait, what???




DUDE! - I'm kidding! I totally didn't fart!




BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.


TAGS: someone once asked me why i like porn so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

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LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/Hot_Maxim_Photos/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little photoshopping or with a microphone.


THE PILOT -


TAGS: well now don t ask don t tell
Rating: 4.51/5

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Airman - January 25, 2010, 2:26 pm
Love it
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:45 pm
I hate Motifakes that re-tell old lame jokes but somehow I always give them 5L!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 11:52 am

you are back in it now.
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 11:01 am
Dammit. I voted this one 5L and knocked my poster out of the top five again. LoL! :P
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:59 am

when I saw the image I thought Airman made it, I am quite impressed. You stepping up the game makes it harder for a slacker such as myself.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:58 am
lol I thought this was a shot at Brit. Joke's hilarious 5L
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 10:57 am
Very old joke! I was trying to slip an Airman or a Ron in there but just couldn't make it work! So here's to you guys...you bunch of lesbians!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:47 am

old joke but the image absoutly makes it. 5L


MULTI-TASKING - Gamers do it all the time


TAGS: gamers multi tasking
Rating: 4.27/5

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Bull - June 6, 2012, 9:05 am
man, I gotta get me on of those for my crapper!


WELCOME TO - "Barbecue on a Budget", here on The Homeless Channel


TAGS: basket barbecue fire
Rating: 2.75/5

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sarcasm - August 21, 2009, 12:36 pm
Squirrel meat?


ASK, AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN YOU - She must have prayed for a face full of mace.


TAGS: ask mace occupy
Rating: 4.42/5

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maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 11:03 am
Must Be Those A Holes Up In Quebec.
Zetmonk - May 23, 2012, 7:10 am
Ow. That made me flinch.
spacedog - May 22, 2012, 6:04 pm
Made me laugh.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:41 pm

she...has more guts than the entire legion of storm troopers spraying her down.


TEXAS - Always likes to be on top.


TAGS: texas alaska
Rating: 3.25/5

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culos - January 28, 2010, 5:14 am
So what, I kind of like the cowgirl position and the reverse cowgirl I like even better. I'd say let's have Texas ladies on top all the time...


MOON KNIGHT - Didn't he used to be Tuxedo Mask?




HEY BABY -


TAGS: coast guard ice cutter alaska
Rating: 4.33/5

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Iconoclast - January 16, 2012, 9:36 pm
Great picture! My curiosity about icebreakers was the recent news that the Coast Guard has only 1 active icebreaker. Seems strange.


KIDS - Sometimes they ask the most awkward questions.




THE DREAM JOB -




ASKING FOR IT - She Is


TAGS: asking for it rape
Rating: 3.21/5

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R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:13 pm
Ba-zing-a!
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 3:37 pm
Da5id: Keep that thought in mind when Rosie O'Donnel and Roseanne Barr tie you up for that 3-way. ;-)
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 3:21 pm
No, men don't get raped, except by other men... women having sex with men is never against a man's will... unless he's gay... and then it doesn't really matter anyway, lol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:48 pm
What if his brother gets raped doesn't that count?
Lena - August 17, 2009, 8:42 pm
Some dumbass men actually think some women wake up in the morning deciding which outfit she wants to be raped in. lOl.
Culos - February 24, 2009, 9:08 am
Maybelline, just wondering, do you have sound with the posters? I sure can't hear what she's saying...
maybelline - February 24, 2009, 9:02 am
she is not asking for it you are just being a stupid douche-bag boy.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 24, 2009, 10:01 am
Tunnels suck, ripping off other posters is lame, there's hardly any joke here, and you went ahead and made two of them with the same picture: lame.
agdaniele - January 22, 2009, 10:29 pm
The original posting was 5-L golden. Shouldn't Dane Cook masterpieces.


STAN GABLE - Evil in it's purest form


TAGS: just ask the tri lambs
Rating: 3.14/5

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TheSarge - November 20, 2009, 1:26 pm
Hahaha...I love this movie.


NINJA - You're doing it "WRONG"!




INTROSPECTION -


TAGS: mask see within rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - March 3, 2011, 6:30 pm

a bullet is the only sure way to know....and only if you fire it yourself.
Derek - March 3, 2011, 3:57 pm
I like it. However, can we ever be sure of what's in people's heads?


MULTI-TASKING -


TAGS: multi tasking medicinal justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:28 am
The best part of waking up...it smolders in your cup. Well said. 5L


UNDERNEATH - you're still the same, even if you choose a different mask to wear today.




LIFE - It's always some guy in a suit destroying people's dreams.




INTERVIEWS - The interview process at motifake to become a moderator is a long and gruelling task. But in the end, only the finest are selected.


TAGS: motifake mod task long hard
Rating: 4.9/5

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sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:51 pm
hey i know that area code hahaha!!!!!
Reality Lord - July 24, 2011, 11:21 am

awe5ome.....wait....what? heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Bipolar -




TRUE TO THINE HEART - When love only grows behind a mask, how much of yourself do you sacrifice to keep the love alive?


TAGS: mask love true
Rating: 4.59/5

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HallieMarie - February 7, 2012, 3:59 pm
Thanks Zetmonk! It's okay though, I don't offend easily. =)
Zetmonk - February 7, 2012, 5:23 am
Shame on you BNTM! This is supposed to be serious. And stuff. Don't mind us Hallie, this is splendid! ;-)
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:42 pm
well, that will depend on who's on the b5siness end of the whip, honey :)


MARDI GRAS -


TAGS: beads masks mardigras
Rating: 4.47/5

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holymoly - February 23, 2012, 10:12 am
This poster reminds me of how the freaks in Hollywood almost seem normal once you've been there long enough
Airman - February 22, 2012, 5:01 pm
I certainly have... I used to live in Southern and Northern CA
holymoly - February 22, 2012, 4:25 pm
@Airman..... Ever been to Hollywood Ca. ?


DARE WE ASK - What it tastes like ??


TAGS: dare we ask what it tastes like vergina
Rating: 3.7/5

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Derek - January 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
...ummm like it hasn't been drunk before?


POWER GIRL AUDITIONS - You're doing it wr...ight? S-s-s-sorry, LaKeisha. We'll call you....'ll call us. Got it.


TAGS: power girl assignment what the fukk is a comicon she asked
Rating: 3.65/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:58 pm
That's photoshopped. Women bodybuilders are generally nasty looking (IMO) but they cannot get *that* big, even with steroids.
rerun - July 16, 2010, 9:05 pm

@K - what the hell are you searching for? This is the 2nd rather disturbing image of a woman you have pulled from the depths of Motifake.
agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 9:05 pm
Stop finding these, Krissie!!!! Aaaaaargh!
Krissie - July 16, 2010, 9:03 pm
I...uhmmm...Well,thats....disgusting? 5L's from me for a potential vomit factor.
MrBlack - March 27, 2010, 1:14 pm
And of course, those are implants. Not enough body fat for them te be otherwise. And many female body builders get implants when their boobs get lost in their pecs.
spacedog - January 1, 2010, 8:08 pm
Yikes! That swimsuit has gone where no man has gone before.


LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people


TAGS: airline safety card worst people oxygen mask fire crash brace airplane
Rating: 3.61/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
I kind of wish the last cell in the middle row for fire (Where the adult and kid sit). I wish the adult was using the kid as a human shield from the flames. That would be hysterical. Regardless, 5Ls!


MICHAEL JACKSON - Death Just Adds to the Creepiness


TAGS: michael jaskcon dead creepy
Rating: 3.33/5

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MPsniper - July 27, 2012, 5:13 pm
thank goodness it is still dead. children everywhere can sleep safely in their beds.


ALASKA - Will it ever recover ?




STEREOTYPES - White guys love basketball too


TAGS: boner basketball ball scream race
Rating: 2.25/5

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David A - March 4, 2010, 11:05 am
It looks like Matthew is impressed with Jarvis' ball handling skills. Or he's just happy being in the game.


NO, NO, NO - Roll It Back Down That's A Much Better Look For You


TAGS: mask
Rating: 2.25/5

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STANLEY IPKISS - poor guy




WILL FERRELL AS GATOR -




ENVY -




WORLD WAR 3 - This time, Germany comes out on top




WORDS OF WISDOM -




NBA CHEERLEADERS - Because the crowd has to watch something for the first 46 minutes of the game.


TAGS: boring cheerleaders basketball sport watch
Rating: 4.75/5

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112345 - October 12, 2011, 6:47 pm
i going to suck thatpussy


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: when you asked her to
Rating: 4.7/5

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Cubbybear - September 23, 2010, 10:24 pm
Like President Clinton...hmmmm 5/5
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:39 pm
At least she did not do the hidden Cigar trick right? 5 puffs
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:28 pm
Blech. 5L


HELP -


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am
I endor5e this statement.


HOCKEY -


TAGS: hockey mask crankyhead
Rating: 4.58/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2014, 4:48 pm
I just realized that none of the Americans started an Olympic hockey bet this year........Can they still be nursing their wounds from 4 years ago? Go Canada!
TheTrashHeap - September 3, 2010, 9:12 am
Amazing the things people believe, eh Mooooo! Canadians are very definitely allowed to own handguns.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2010, 8:34 am
Canadians can own handguns....we just don't take them to church or school as often as Americans.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 10:32 pm

any questions! 5L ...eh
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 10:13 pm
The Canadian is the guy without the gun... hockey mask...
cam77079 - September 2, 2010, 10:04 pm
Wait a minute, Canadians aren't allowed to own handguns.


THE ETERNAL QUESTION -




SPORT IN HEAVEN -


TAGS: basketball air fly high sky
Rating: 3.87/5

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suenero - October 3, 2010, 10:31 am
I like beer. I like bacon. I love bare-breasted cheerleaders. 5L's


INTERNET DATING - ALWAYS!!!!,,,ASK FOR A PHOTO!!!


TAGS: always ask for a photo
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - February 18, 2010, 8:09 pm

2L just because I like the retro rotary phone


BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'


TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...


DUALITY - He can put you in hell... and teach how to play basketball as well


TAGS: jesus sports basketball
Rating: 1.65/5

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Smokey - March 1, 2009, 8:38 am
HE STOLE THEIR BALL!!!!
XXX - January 18, 2009, 1:49 pm
JESUS IS BULLYING LITTLE KIDS!!!!


BILLBOARDS FOUND ONLY IN CANADA -


TAGS: saskatoon moose
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 3:41 pm

Wyoming conversation at a chili feed: "Is this antelope?" "No, elk...that one's antelope...the one over there is moose. I think there might be beef around here somewhere."


GOOD NEWS FOR WAL-MART GREETERS. - Wal-Mart is offering an employee discount on all caskets


TAGS: casket sale walmart
Rating: 4.86/5

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MPsniper - March 6, 2013, 4:47 am
they can incorporate that into their dead peasant insurance policies.


BITTER SWEET -


TAGS: bitter sweet crush laugh ask
Rating: 4.76/5

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Sho - March 27, 2012, 5:54 pm
Another idea might hit me...eventually. I just want to be inspired
Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
:O ... Hm... I have another idea for Bitter-Sweet coming on... Nothing do with whipped cream though!
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 4:00 am
Funny that I was thinking of another one in this theme as well... The bitter-sweetness will know no boundaries...
Sho - March 26, 2012, 10:23 pm
You've done well my boy. Let the bitter-sweetness spread non stop
Rick69 - March 26, 2012, 4:46 pm
Led by you, of course, O Quack Leader... :D
Sho - March 26, 2012, 4:36 pm
Qmao. Thi5 could end up in a trend


And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage photo
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


HILLARY ASKS - "SO HAVE YOU AND MARC HAD SEX YET CHELSEA?" "WELL, NOT ACCORDING TO DAD."


TAGS: hillary asks
Rating: 4.57/5

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casey - September 19, 2010, 7:17 pm
i can believe this one!
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 stogies
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:39 pm
ROR 5L


He Said. . .She Said -


TAGS: relationships partners positions tasks choices
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:22 am
Yep...a real keeper steve! Do you at least pull her finger or does she have to do that too?
steve1961 - June 24, 2013, 4:27 pm
I'm a good partner...I let her fart while she does the dishes...I'm quite a catch.


JEEVES - don't tell me you didn't wonder too




BATH NIGHT -


TAGS: that will teach ya to have the boys over without asking first
Rating: 4.41/5

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erock - April 13, 2010, 2:42 am
nice one bone!
spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
5Ls Bone. Good one.
Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 5:17 pm
One hundred an eighty L's!
ICEMAN - April 9, 2010, 4:11 pm
5 bullseyes


MY DAUGHTER ASKED HOW PUPPIES WERE MADE - After beating around the bush, and 30 minutes of creative avoidance, she may have walked away with the wrong idea


TAGS: ask your mother
Rating: 4.4/5

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holymoly - February 3, 2012, 3:14 pm
@BeNiceToMe sure you can use it.. I use that term when honesty isn't prudent and calling it a lie is a little to harsh
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 3:07 pm
'creative avoidance' is good, mind if I use it in the future ?


ALASKA -




SECURITY - MUCH MORE INTIMIDATING WHEN THEY LOOK LIKE BLACKJACK DEALERS




QILF - She's smoking!




GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.


TAGS: gas mask russia traffic control
Rating: 3.47/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am
I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.


IF YOUR NOSE... - gets any closer to the screen, you may go blind.




MAKIN' NARWHALS -


TAGS: ask auntie aggy science q and a
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am
Class dismissed!
agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 7:36 pm
The explanation's increase in graphic detail is directly proportionate to the quantity of Guinness consumed. Open forum between 8pm and 1am. Choose your arrival time wisely.
Sean - August 7, 2009, 3:23 pm
Of course this is based entirely on an aggy comment.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:03 am
Sweet, I always wondered how they had evolved, now we know.


CORPORATE CULTURE -


TAGS: just ask anyone and you will get this little revelation
Rating: 3.3/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 22, 2009, 11:35 am
Unfortunately thats just a good makeup job. They always look that way. From the time you plug them in at their desks to the time you put them back in the closet at closing time.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am
But still, that jackass looks like he knows where he's going ...


BASKET BALL DIARIES - Though a hit with the crowd. The NBA's "Half Time Baby Dunk Contest" was eliminated in the early 70's....




AMERICAN ROULETTE - It's just like Russian roulette, only an hour before you put those on you eat a gallon of chili, and then wait to see who farts first




THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU -


TAGS: courtesy military beans fart mask
Rating: 2.89/5

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rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:40 pm
A little too vague to be funny


ABERCROMBIE & FITCH - Helping males wrestle with their "identities" since 1989


TAGS: a f wrestling basketball boys
Rating: 2.67/5

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spacedog - September 8, 2009, 8:59 pm
Excellent work bOB cHIN. And Sean your caption also inspires.
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 8:50 pm
are expected?
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 8:49 pm
wrestling. the only sport where broken bones is expected at practice
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:42 pm
You "nailed" it. My "revision" only works as a tunnel -- that will NEVER happen.
bOB cHIN - September 8, 2009, 8:40 pm
Thanks Sean, I wrestled with the cap on this for a while. My son happens to "work" er...model in one of their stores. I guess wrestling is another of those sports where eating ang purging is acceptable to keep your weight down and figure in check(tights)
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:12 pm
WRESTLING Because you won't make much money in gay porn unless you have a "porn" face.
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:10 pm
5 from me, easy.


ELVIS - See Everyone He is Dead No Big foot or Aliens Were Ever Involved




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